Today I went to the gym wearing my PE shorts from Lesher Junior High. The only times I ever wear them are when I haven't done laundry in awhile and apparently one time when I was painting.
But I'm pretty sure I saw this guy check me out. Just kidding, I think he was just wondering why a middle school girl was getting out of the driver's side of a blue 1994 Ford Taurus. Don't worry sir, I'm actually in college. And I know, she's a beaut.